You think you know someone…
After nearly 8 years of being together, Happy New Year by the way, and Mrs Smith getting hiccups AGAIN, she only now decides to tell me “Yeah, spicy food gives […]
All a blur
Poo-gate has reached the online student paper! We still have no leads on the owner but in typical media fashion it has all been blown out of proportion as cleaners […]
This way up —->
This morning began with me discovering a giant fly using my work mug as a swimming pool! Disgusting! On the plus side at least it wasn’t a shit floating about […]
The Jelly crisis
There is so much bad news around at the moment but it seems only I have noticed the recent issues surrounding jelly. I love jelly, It’s the perfect little extra […]
Part 4 – Fame and bones
Busy busy weekend which i shall update you all on in a few days but for now a very very late part 4 of Mylo’s story – better late than […]
Part 3 – What a b*tch!
So the hurricane arrived and i have to admit i was a little disappointed, but even during winds of 50mph why on earth do people continue to use umbrellas!? What […]
Part 2 – The most expensive Easter in history
It’s part 2 of Mylo’s life story. So I mentioned about Mylo’s cheeky personality yesterday, he can also be a bit mischievous too! A few years ago around Easter time, […]
RIP Oxo mum
Such sad news. Lynda Bellingham has died. She died yesterday in the loving arms of her devoted Mr Spain and despite the doctors giving her 48 hours to live, within […]
Part 1 – Mylo vs Girls Aloud
Yesterday i promised I would try writing a nice post so who other to blog about than our lovely boy Mylo. Mrs Smith and I had been to see Girls […]
Animal farm
My body hurts – My thighs feel like they are knotted. Yesterday I helped my cricketing pal Kips do some decorating and today I played some indoor cricket at the […]
i hate hiccups 