I’m going to give you a task to do.
Things you will need:
- a thick elastic band 4 inches smaller than the circumference of your head
- 2 friends wearing doc martin boots
- a vice
- 999 dialed in your phone
Begin by stretching the elastic band round your head, make sure this is over the temples. If this doesn’t hurt you, try a smaller one until you’re in pain. Wait 5 minutes
Next, whilst still wearing elastic band, get your 2 friends to kick you in the head repeatedly for 10 minutes
To finish stick your head in a vice making sure it is nice and tight. Do this for 15 minutes
If you are unconscious/dizzy you may need to get your friends to call 999, luckily you already have this typed in your phone and only need to press ‘call’
This ladies and gents is what my stress headache felt like today at work. I hope all is better next week, if i do not write on here for a while its probably because i am being escorted to a padded room by men in white coats.
Wasn’t all bad today though, I went out for dinner with my Sarah pie. We went back to the same place we had our first date, Nandos. I love it there, yummy food. I never seem to learn though that the garlic sauce is super hot, well for my delicate palette anyway. Do you think it would be frowned upon to cut out the middle man of actually having a drink and just put my mouth directly under the ice machine? I guess there’s only one way to find out!
*Don’t really try this at home. I do not want to get sued but if you are stupid enough to, please let me know how you got on.