Today is the first day of rant.
Firstly, Talk Talk. We get our phone/broadband from them. Never seem to have many problems to be honest the only thing that really pissed me off was receiving marketing calls from random companies. When I looked into it a bit further I was told that Talk Talk sold my details to these companies and that it is written in the small print of my contract. I’m presuming it’s so small that only a flea that was short-sighted would be able to read it.
Next on my hit list is British Gas. I received my quarterly bill today and laughed hysterically before realising it wasn’t a typo. Nearly a grand for gas and electric for the quarter! You may wonder If I in fact live in a palace or a hotel. I live in a ground floor flat with 2 small bedrooms. We only have gas central heating and an electric oven/hob and shower. I’m starting to wonder whether we are actually paying for the whole block of flats. I am going to have to get a cycle powered generator and take turns with Sarah, Mylo, Leo and Disco! I wonder if you can get tandem generators…
Lastly, the man who works in the newsagent. WHY does he not trust me enough to count my own penny sweets!? After spending ages doing my sums, he decided to pour everything out and use his scabby hands to put them all back in, counting them one by one. I actually nearly vomited on his counter!
Other news in brief. Exciting new developments at Broken Doll Collective HQ, we finally managed to find some light bulbs to put in our new lamp and I nearly died in the cafe by inhaling toast crumbs.
Here’s a picture of a football.