This is a serious warning about today’s post. If you do not like very bad language or you are a happy British Gas customer you should probably not continue reading any further likewise if you are sick of me going on about it.
I have ranted about this pretty much all week and I need to get it all out of my system otherwise my head may well explode into a tiny million pieces and then Sarah would get billed for the mess.
Over the last week we have experimented by leaving the water on but heating off/ the boiler completely off/ one radiator on for an hour then switched it off but today has just well and truly pissed me off. We have had the water on 24 hours and the heating on for half the day, we submitted the meter reads before and after and the cost for that period is £4.21! Just for gas! Just for 24 hours! For one fucking radiator! ONE! So multiply that bad boy with 30/31 (days in the month) and you have a monthly bill for £130! Just for gas! For one month and just one radiator! I could probably use my own camping heater and camping kettle for cheaper. I wouldn’t mind if Sarah and I were warm but we have to sit with a duvet and the end of our noses are like blocks of ice! I have tried speaking to British Gash (yes that is written on purpose!) on the phone, on the internet and even by email and the cunts are about as useful as a fart in a jam jar. It’s like they employ computers who are programmed to say the same phrases ‘Have you submitted an actual read’ ‘Maybe there is a problem with your boiler’ ‘Oh yes, it is very high isn’t it’ FUCKING FIX IT THEN!!! If one more person asks me if i’ve tried this/tried that I will not be responsible for my actions. Next stop is to get the ‘okay’ AGAIN from the landlord that the boiler is ok and then pay for Shitish Slash to get their arses out to check the meter. Me having to pay them! If they say there’s nothing wrong with it i’m going to take my hammer to it!
If/when this is all over i’m going to send some of Mylos shit through to their complaints department