After nearly 8 years of being together, Happy New Year by the way, and Mrs Smith getting hiccups AGAIN, she only now decides to tell me “Yeah, spicy food gives me hiccups”. WHAT!?!? Why would she do this to me? On purpose! You’d think she’d never heard of my blog!! Before anyone thinks, ‘It can’t be that bad’, it is! It’s really loud and goes on for ages. I can’t even look at her.